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You seems to have auto-erection thinking about your own "candid, SCOLARLY (a scholar who can't spell correctly!!!!), and pithy (?)" posts.

Ok... dont be mad... am tired so no sense of humor....

will laugh tomorrow...

Booky

Ok. so he is bad at math...is that what u find funny? look at his intention dude....

is it better to be good at math or to have the right intention...?
math can be taught... nuff said....

Booky

Hope you got the point of me writing the point....

Its a celebration of the height of a persons dumbness/stupidity

"100 crores, thats all is required from the govt. If it distributes 1 crore each to its 100 crore population, it would cost the govt. only 100 crores"

You need to get the math right.. for starters..

Booky

DP:= For a long time, I have been enjoying so many boys and girls of India. All of a sudden, I got the news reports that people were getting tired of it. So I rushed to USA and took the vow of celibacy and made it public and got myself a fresh start.

HOST:= Now you are known for your famous research into the evils of pagan faiths like Hinduism. What are some of their issues that was troubling?

That dowry system is abhorrent. Many superstitions too. Like five brothers born to a virgin, what a crock!

HOST:= You mean one born to a virgin is ok?

Yes, indeed.

HOST:= Have you ever seen mother mary in a sandwich ?

No, but I know someone who has. Even BBC reported it.
If you do a google on mary in sandwich, you will get a lot of hits.

HOST:= Well, what do you think of it?

I honour such appartions as divine revelation of Holy Ghost!

HOST:= You mean Ghost in a toast?

Yes, because it was half-eaten, it has added significance. Perhaps, it was the divine touch of that lady's mouth that did it all! Did you know it got more than $28,000 on e-bay action too?!!

HOST:= Surely Catholics are people that value divinity in small places.

Catholics value divinity in small spaces to. Near Chicago, they spotted Mary in the stain on wall in the underpass of a flyover bridge! Now isn't that amazing? God works in mysterious ways!

HOST:= I read news reports that you did not want to feed tsunami victims that were pagans.

Yes, we were shocked to find such people who are not believers asking for our help in the first place. Unless they invite Lord Jesus into their lives, they would be going to hell anyway. Earlier they go, better it will be
for all of us.

HOST:= How's your rapport with Indian Muslims?

Excellent! This imam abu musa zafar cracks me up always talking to me about "balestinian broblem!" I love the way he talks! I crack every time I talk to him.

HOST:=
What is the plan in the next five years?

We have wonderful plan from the vatican to harvest all the souls of India!
We are good at 'divide and rule'; dividing Hindutvadis from the rest by isolating them and ruling the rest is as easy as it comes.

HOST:= But some are Muslims!!

We will leave them aside. I dont worry about them too much!
We have ideas for them too!

HOST:= What is it?

If it was left to me, I will give up all our churches and turn them into madrasas.
They can put the churches to better use and our church attendance is pretty poor anyways.
That will give us more time with the nuns! You know what? I want to be finally beatified into a saint.
The miracles I have performed are numerous. I have seen virgin mary in many clouds
for the benefit of my pastoral laity!!

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Virgin Mary' toast fetches $28,000
A piece of cheese on toast purportedly showing the Virgin Mary
The toast is not intended for consumption
A decade-old toasted cheese sandwich said to bear an image of the Virgin Mary has sold on the eBay auction website for $28,000.

An internet casino confirmed it had purchased the sandwich, saying it had become a "part of pop culture".

I went to take a bite out of it, and then I saw this lady looking back at me. I hollered for [my husband]. It scared me at first Diane Duyser
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